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    Why one brand?

    Stay with what works best for you. Why change ?
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    Toyota ATF Type 4 Fluid

    Was told that Toyota ATF Type 4 fluid can only be purchased at the Stealership. Is that correct ? (Application: 02 Camry)
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    TRANY FLUID FOR 04 TACOMA

    Call a Toyota Stealership and ask the "Service Advisor.
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    5-30 Dino Oils

    Subject: New 5-30 Dino oils Was told by my mechanic that the 5-30 dino oils have some blend of synthetics. Could this be true ?
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    HUGE Racoon in the garage!!!

    It's a good thing you didn't corner him. You would of been in for the fight of your life. He would of cut you to ribbions big time. Consider yourself Lucky.
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    GM Chapter 7 ??

    Subject: GM Chapter 7 ?? I think General Motors always thought they were beyond a Chapter Seven bankruptcy. Remember back in the seventies when it was a joke "Don't Buy a Car made on Monday" they would come to work hi on drugs ,booze, or both. The UAW would look the other way. Then it was...
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    Tire Help

    Subject: Douglas Tires Douglas Tires are manufactured by Kelly Tire. ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬
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    Selling Cars

    Subject: Sales Regardless what the product is, 80 % of the sales are maid by the same 20% of the sales force. It's a fact of life. ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬
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    Pills

    Subject:Pills SPECIAL POEM FOR SENIOR CITIZENS!! A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won't stop. A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won't shake. The blue ones that I use a lot Tell me I'm...
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    Arkansas Bash

    Arkansas Bash The owner of a golf course in Arkansas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Univ. of Arkansas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000...
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    Engine Flush

    Subject: Oil Change / Engine Flush When you change oil,it's best to change it hot.This way all the crud is in suspension. Before you start the engine add 1/2 Qt.of diesel fuel. Do not rev engine. Let it idle. When operating temps achieved, shut down and drain. When you think it's drained...
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    Need to Change plugs at 15K Now

    Sounds like you could use a different heat range Plug. Good Luck.....
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    Dog Gone It (Humor)

    Liver and Cheese The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a cool one. A good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says: "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can take me home." So the doberman says "I love liver and cheese."...
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    Use Berma Shave---Humor

    Do you remember seeing these signs? They used to help pass the time on a long trip. I miss them even if that makes me "older than dirt". SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH BY MISTAKE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND JAKE Use Burma Shave DON"T STICK YOUR ARM OUT TO FAR IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR...
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    "One More Time"

    Subject: "One More Time" Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and...
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    Old People in America

    Yes,Now it can be told !! Was killed testing a Tazer Gun. So,be careful.......
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    Times Changes-Parody

    I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the Pill. There weren't things like radar credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, dishwashers, clothes dryers, electric blankets, air conditioners and he...
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    Drug Problem

    I had a drug problem when I was young. I was drug to Church and Sunday School on Sunday morning. I was drug to weddings and funerals of friends and relatives. I was drug outside if I misbehaved at any of those. I was drug to family reunions and expected to kiss the aunts. I was drug to...
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    All Puns Intended

    Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy went up...
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