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A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he said, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible", said the man, "Who in their right mind would have a this seat for the Super Bowl ...

A bus stops and 2 Mexican men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation on what seems to be English. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses...

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America " Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence...

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he...

Hi guys, The dealer told me to leave the "break in" oil in for 5000 miles. I wasn't aware Lexus uses break in oil. I don't know what brand it is but we're keepimg the car for 7 years or 100,000 miles, bought the 7 year 100,000 factory bumper to bumper coverage from dealer for $2000.00, and I...

Yesterday my wife's 2001 catera had a burned out passenger side low beam bulb. I start taking things apart and eventually had to remove the intake air box that holds the air filter. I took out the xenon bulb and today I called the cadillac dealership and those SOBs wanted $358.00 for the bulb...

Finally got around to testing nitrogen in tires on a trip. I drove 800 miles, speeds 10 - 100 MPH Temperatures, 65- 118 degrees Air pressure front wheels 40 PSI before trip, after trip 39 lbs Air pressure back wheels 38 PSI before trip, after trip 37.5 lbs I had an extra 300 lbs in the car...

Last Tuesday I went to see the mechanical man (Mechman) in Hesperia Ca. It took 6 hours to custom fit his alternator in the limited space of my infiniti. I helped him and we got it to fit and it works great, now my car charges between 3.6 and 3.3 volts while driving. We could have done more...

Does anyone have experience with this company's product? http://www.mechman.com/alt.htm I have so many aftermarket mods I can't keep an alternator working properly more than 12 months. The diodes and rectifiers burn up and the high heat helps cook the whole altenator. I know when it's time for...

- they just don't make them as they used to 1. "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --Winston Churchill 2. "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." --Winston Churchill 3. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great...

This is scary for anyone who travels frequently by plane!!!! Actual crack in a US Airways Boeing 737 window frame! Fliers beware of the sub standard maintenance on the airplanes that you fly on. This is an actual crack that was found in the window frame on a 737. I'll definitely think twice...

I thought I should pass this along. Check your driver's license. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was... picture and all!! Thanks Homeland Security! Where are our rights? Check Your Driver's License I found mine...

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see you're nuts."

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the >>>animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is >>>punishable by death. >>> (Like THAT makes sense.) >>> >>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>>In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's...

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into...

Where to Live After Retirement You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave...

For the last 2 years on and off I kept smelling gas fumes under the hood and I couldn't find the cause. Recently I disconnected the gas charcoal canister altogether and capped the lines going back to the gas tank and the lines going to the emmission system. Surprisingly no code showed up on the...

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, He came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the...