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A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he said, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible", said the man, "Who in their right mind would have a this seat for the Super Bowl ...

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A bus stops and 2 Mexican men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation on what seems to be English. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses...

You sound like you went to Stanford law school. In between taking up liberal causes including getting a high power New York lawyer (at $950.00/hour) for every terrorist caught in the act, the students do learn something. They like to go to a bar.

Thanks for reminding me I can sue for damages since I laughed so hard about the perp possibly being charged with the circling buzzards crash. I fell and bumped my wife and she fell into the breakfront and the breakfront fell against the wall and caused the gas line on the stove on the other side...

No way,the moron driving the suspect car has absolutely nothing to do with the 2 news choppers filming the chase! IE,if you're having a bad day I should suffer?

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America " Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence...

To be human is to err. Human nature never changes!

You're correct, my math is slightly off but what the heck my numbers are still more accurate than anything that comes out of Washington DC.

What about the drivers that experience strokes, heart attacks, and the rest of the health problems that plague mankind? When they get sick at the wheel they crash and take many innocent lives with them. Are these crashes due to poor drivers or medically compromised people? Technically any...

Don't get me wrong it's admirable that you have a good driving record but please don't delude yourself about getting in an accident. You've been both vigulent and lucky. statements like "I rely on my brains to keep me from crashing into someone. just drive with common sence and 99% of accidents...

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he...

Beam me up scotty

I would never buy an off lease vehicle. But I am in the market for a 7 year old Mercedes, Bmw, Lexus, or Infiniti. Of course I would take these cars only to a dealership where I know I would get the lowest prices on parts and labor. No! what's so funny? Aren't all new car dealerships up front...

I would never keep a Lexus, Mercedes, Infiniti, or any such cars without a warranty. One problem with the electronics would cost a fortune Mostly city stop an go traffic.

I like to go 5000 miles between oil changes.

Hi guys, The dealer told me to leave the "break in" oil in for 5000 miles. I wasn't aware Lexus uses break in oil. I don't know what brand it is but we're keepimg the car for 7 years or 100,000 miles, bought the 7 year 100,000 factory bumper to bumper coverage from dealer for $2000.00, and I...

Speaking of batteries and hot weather. While my wife's 2001 Catera was under the original 4 year warranty the dealership had to exchange the Delco battery every year,one original and three replacements, because of our hot Vegas summers and the cheap GM batteries. I asked them why don't you give...