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I got a knockoff Stanley cup once. That was kindof cool. I think it was a 5 year anniversary or something. For my 10 year, if they do anything (it's coming up in a few months), I think they make a little wooden thing reminding me I've been here for a decade.

How does one get a "bonus"? I never understood that. Companies just give you money for as a tax loss method or what?

I figure as soon as they deduct it from my paycheck, they match what they deduct (50% up to 3% capped at 3500...in my case...)and add it in to form the total contribution? You know. MATCHING. I guess I'm just lucky they don't pay me only 1x per year. They probably know I'd see that lump and...

How do you get bonus 401k matches? What even is that?

That's fair, but I was busy doing better things 10 years ago. Like buying a house and land at pre-COVID prices/rates.

All of them are trash. I certainly wouldn't have swayed my decision on which trash company to waste part of my life working for based on a few thousand bucks a year, it's just annoying to keep learning how trash they are. No, they didn't lie or conceal this aspect.

I've been there almost a decade, so I'm probably 10% Vested by now, ROFL!

Okay, so they only match your contributions 1x per year, and only if you were contributing the year prior, so it will be about 14 months until my first employer match. I told you all this was trash and why I didn't want to play their corrupt little games. I could have that money making me money...

I've been here for almost a decade.

I don't want our company's stock nor is it offered, but it sounds like you had a good employer. I doubt it get a match every paycheck, but I'll ask our HR to research that.

In the plan? Or as an employee?

When does the employer match usually happen? I put money into my 401K and I thought they matched 3% if I put in 6%, so I put in 6% and only see what I put in. Do they just match it lump sum at the end of the year or something?

I called someone who did that on Facebook once. Turns out it was some drunk idiot who just wanted to tell me their life story. I'm never doing that again.

I guarantee that revenue was the ultimate goal.

100%. I don't make prolonged eye contact. I don't speak to people unless spoken to, and I move with purpose. I'm typically pissed off and while I don't see it, other people say I'm a big guy. I guess the latter depends on the observer.

Alcohol 0.08 has been the 50 state standard since 1984. Looking at DWI fatalities by graph, since 1982, it's had zero effect.

Yeah, that wouldn't end well for them here. People here are much more polite I don't mind being quality control. I think people sense that and just avoid it in public.

Strangers rarely approach me, and never to run their mouth.

Ah, well, once you've been on the internet a while, you'll understand.

I've not had any actual politics issues from driving an ev.