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    Well that was fun! Got stung by a Bark Scorpion

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted by SirTanon</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well, we see them around the house and in the yard from time to time, and I knew that they were unpleasant, but I've never had any personal issue with one... until today. I was...
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    R.I.P. President George H.W. Bush

    Never knew him. (removed - mod) I'm sure he's in a better place though. <img src="/forums/graemlins/LOL.gif" alt="LOL" title="LOL" height="19" width="15" />
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    Mechanics tell me this noise is "normal", but I find it annoying. What is it?

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted by rooflessVW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sounds like a vacuum leak. <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted by OCDriver</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The intake duct has a few surface...
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    Mechanics tell me this noise is "normal", but I find it annoying. What is it?

    Small print: I already fixed the pretensioner that was setting off my SRS light, my car has no ABS (ripped out) or TPMS and I change my own oil.
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    Mechanics tell me this noise is "normal", but I find it annoying. What is it?

    Look what I just bought. $20! <a href="https://www.amazon.com/BAFX-Products-Bluetooth-Diagnostic-Scanner/dp/B005NLQAHS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8" title="httpswwwamazoncomBAFXProductsBluetoothDiagnosticScannerdpB005NLQAHSrefcmcrarpdproducttopieUTF8"...
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    How to get rid of unwanted (<50mph) temporary spare tire?

    Recycle the metal and throw the old tire in a pile of old tires. They'll never know.
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    Mechanics tell me this noise is "normal", but I find it annoying. What is it?

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted by LazyDog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If the engine has a timing belt, check the roller and the tensioner.</div></div> It does. He replaced the tensioner pulley.
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    Mechanics tell me this noise is "normal", but I find it annoying. What is it?

    You'll need the secret password! It's some combination of "Civic" "whistling" and "noise". I'm reading the forums and most with this generation think it's something with the throttle body. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLPDKzqHVg" target="_blank">This</a> guy is literally drilling...
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    Dipstick broke/stuck in Hole

    <a href="https://www.webstaurantstore.com/10-lb-clear-plastic-drawstring-ice-bag-with-polar-bear-graphic-500-case/130367706872.html?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping&gclid=Cj0KCQiA28nfBRCDARIsANc5BFDwFxT8BNVgyRwClhICFnChQr4N0PElcQ3dhBI_1-oaKeU_g2IamRUaAquNEALw_wcB"...
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    Dipstick broke/stuck in Hole

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted by AZjeff</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted by onetwoothreee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Magnetic wand. Come on.</div></div> He said it's jammed...
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    Dipstick broke/stuck in Hole

    Magnetic wand. Come on.
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    Dipstick broke/stuck in Hole

    <img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/Bqn8Z7xdPCFy0/giphy.gif" alt="[Linked Image]" class="post-image" style="height:auto!important;max-width:100%!important;"/>
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    Maggots hatching out of my flour!

    Here's a big, thick one for you homie. Just like grandma used to make.
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    Maggots hatching out of my flour!

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted by skyactiv</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is that Gold medal flour with the banana nut bread recipe thats been on the package since 1892?</div></div> No, it's the Starbucks copycat recipe. You want a slice?
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    Maggots hatching out of my flour!

    Vert da ferk! Der bergs are inn da der fleur are! You can see in the picture where they chewed a little hole through the bag and escaped; they were crawling out all over the counter! I threw the whole thing away. I have 2 other kinds of flour in the pantry and they weren't bothered, so I'm...
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    Why so many BITOG discusssions fail

    <a href="https://www.rd.com/joke/nose-or-foot/" target="_blank">https:/<wbr>/<wbr>www.rd.com/<wbr>joke/<wbr>nose-or-foot/<wbr></a>
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    Pirate jokes

    I haven't seen it. They're always standing on the deck!
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    Pirate jokes

    Why are pirates bad at cards?
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    They wrecked GasBuddy

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted by eljefino</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Haven't used this site in a while. They used to operate under (region)gasprices.com but now I have to go to gasbuddy.com. And they added a bunch of layers of crap to see prices...
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