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    Anybody Build Their Own Speakers

    A few years ago I build a copy of the Klipsch Belle Speaker. Used JBL parts for mid and high range. Built the woofer horn. I first biamped them. Now am am waiting on a tri-amp crossover built by marchand electronics. After listening to them for a while, they are incredible. On a good...
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    Just Changed oil used Royal Purple filter

    I had a stock of Donaldson filters, used up the last one and couldn't find anymore, so am trying a royal purple filter. Using Schaeffer 10w-30 7000 synthetic oil too. Dan
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    Arizona admits traffic cameras revenue move

    And yet they would have us believe they are for our safety. Give any bureaucrat a way to generate revenue and they take to five steps too far. Brits are so fed up with this, they have an underground movement on that destroys as many cameras as possible. Police need to actually do the job...
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    RIAA Goes After Fair Use Doctrine

    RIAA says you dont own what you own...lol..in the long run the RIAA will lose only after it kills its own customer base. ******************************** Now, in an unusual case in which an Arizona recipient of an RIAA letter has fought back in court rather than write a check to avoid hefty...
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    Redneck Birthday Present

    Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir" The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood...
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    The Mistress

    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the [censored] was that?"...
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    Extreme Rednecks

    1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"...
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    Women to English Dictionary

    you want you want we need i want it's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure . . . go ahead I don't want you to I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're . . . so manly. You need a...
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    Sad Fact

    Sad fact If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000. The firearms death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that...
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    Scenarios of 1973 and 2006

    Scenarios from 1973 & 2006 This is scary because of how close to the truth it may be. Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI...
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    Pocket Taser

    A guy who purchased his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a...
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    Bowl of Chili

    A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it...
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    The Bell Curve of Life

    It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve of what is considered successful... At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 10...success is...making your own meals. At age 12...success is...having friends. At age 16...success is...having a drivers license. At age...
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    Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'

    Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically' A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars...
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    Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

    Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof...
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    Help the Drunk

    A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress...
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    Don't forget where you parked

    ST. PETERSBURG - Larry DiSalvo called Saturday the worst shopping day of his life. Not even close. There he stood in the Tyrone Square Mall parking lot, surrounded by three police cruisers and mall security. Police had searched and interrogated him. All the while, DiSalvo said, shoppers...
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    Question about carbon neutral living

    I found this fact: Of the 186 billion tons of CO2 that enter earth's atmosphere each year from all sources, only 6 billion tons are from human activity. Approximately 90 billion tons come from biologic activity in earth's oceans and another 90 billion tons from such sources as volcanoes and...
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    A Tale of Enemas and Alcohol

    From the Darwin Awards: **************************************** The Enema Within 2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said...
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    Anther Brave Tasering by police upon a deaf person

    Hearing Impaired Man Tased by Police Posted: Dec 3, 2007 09:35 PM CST Updated: Dec 5, 2007 11:35 AM CST by Michael Schwanke (Wichita, KS) Donnell Williams had just gotten out of the bath tub, wearing only a towel around his waist, when he turned the corner to see guns pointing right at...
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