Recent content by wingdr

If this don't make you laugh, you are DEAD. A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. 'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.' You're going to break...

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began toget warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I...

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No,I had to...

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you...

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things...

You mite want to check ( http://www.1aauto.com/ ) for KYB struts....about $120 each for an 02 camry, Have bought from them in the past with no problems, Tim

I agree with zulu, after having CAI on my last 3 vehicles. An aftermarket synthetic in the factory airbox is the best way to go, Tim

The RAV4 is made in Japan and now the 2009 is also made in Canada, Tim

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day...

Once a MARINE always a MARINE On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE, and asked, “Honey, do you remember this?” He looked up from his newspaper and said; “Yes dear, I do. You wore that same...

WOW, this surprised me, I thought all toyota's were now 5W20.. I put dino in mine at 2,000 and plan on PP at 5,000, Tim

After a night of drinking, Steve crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the [censored] are you?" demanded Steve, "and...

I tried it in a 2004 MINI and did not notice any difference from the factory BMW fill. Maybe it is better, but I have my doubts, Tim

HAD to share this one ... Browns/Steelers On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile" when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers...

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they...